Also, at this point I’d like to add that I have utmost respect for my parents for not kicking a dumbass like me out at any point and even now, when they know I’m useless, they continue to love me like they were genetically programmed to.
So here’s why I think we shouldn’t have kids :
1. Pain. If you’re a woman and you haven’t been at least ONCE been scared of the pain, then I
really advise you to consider it. It is said that a woman bears 57 Del of pain when giving birth,
whereas the human body can bear only up to 45 Del. That’s something like having 20 broken bones. Think about it ladies.
2. Poop. Now you’re gonna be stuck cleaning another human being’s poop, puke and drool. Even
if you’re a guy, at some point, you’re going to have to do it. You’ll have to change someone’s
stinky diapers. And in the middle of the night ! Imagine THAT! Does the cuteness make up for it?
Does it?
3. Crying. And no, I am not just talking about the baby. Imagine getting some naughty-naughty in
the night and you hear a loud wail and then what? No down and dirty for you because you’ve to
feed the result of the last time you got down-n-dirty! You’ll be crying too then!
shopping and the ghar-ka-kharcha, and add baby supplies to the mix, you’re gonna be broke soon. You gotta work harder, save so much more. And as kids grow up, the expenses keep building up. Baby supplies, school supplies, school fees, their whims, their college fees!
5. No privacy. Now you’re in the mood, but your kid won’t sleep! Or you’re at it and your kid cries. No kids = do it ANYWHERE ! No “Bache dekh lenge”. No “I’m tired man. I was running after the kid!” No “Oh crap ! Its crying again!” Think about it. Do WHATEVER you want, WHENEVER you
want !
6. Responsibility. Imagine the responsibility of bringing up a child in today’s world. If it’s a boy,
you’ve to teach him to respect women, not become a creep /rapist. If it’s a girl,
you’ve to protect her from all the creeps /rapists ! It’s one hell of a job!
7. Population Control. We’ve all complained about traffic / crowds / long queues. We know we
have a population problem and exhaustible resources. You really want to add more humans to this mix? More humans mean more traffic, bigger crowds and longer queues! Go read Dan Brown’s Inferno for more!
Okay, at this point I will stop, because I’m sure I’ve offended your delicate sensibilities to the breaking point. Again I urge you to look at this article as purely humorous. Also, GO GIVE YOUR PARENTS A GIANT KISS FOR BRINGING YOU INTO THIS WORLD. They braved all the above mentioned crap and gave you life and turned you into the literate human you are today !