So what’s with the whole Twitter craze? Well, if you aren’t on it you would find Twitter just like a social networking website that allows you to update status messages. But that’s not true, though there are some novice users who probably are too excited and clueless about Twitter, so they just tweet random things that come across their mind. The truth is, Twitter is a great platform for you to build a network of people from all across the world sharing common interests, mutually hating and loving celebrities and TV shows and what not, also it’s the best joke book you might ever come across. Oh oh! Also there are some news flashes which you might read on Twitter first and later on some news channel feed! So that is all the description you need.
Every, I literally mean, every one of us has a self-obsessed *Selfie* maniac as a friend. Kindly don’t abuse/ridicule/embarrass them. Remember, they live life in a higher plane, a plane beyond the imaginations of Muggles like you. I would like to call it the *Selfie* way of life. Ever wondered how your ugly friend sees her /(rarely) his face a million times a day without getting frustrated and breaking their phone?
While he wasn’t the tallest, it is incorrect to term the man as short and go on to assume that his lust for power and conquest was fuelled by his lack of height. "Le Petit Caporal" was rather of average height when compared to others in the country but he was smart enough to recruit tall and lofty men as his soldiers. Clearly I would not fit that grade, but according to the time period the average height was 5’6’’ and he was 5’6’’ not 5’2’’ and then again his soldiers that surrounded the dwarf, above 6 feet tall. Now if you are short and want to conquer the world, don’t go on thinking you have the Napoleon Complex.
[This article is meant for humorous purposes only. Throwing shoes at the author is not advised unless you’re hitting in pairs. Please read with a humorous point of view. Don’t get your underwear in a knot. Don’t “sanskaar” out! Peace Prevail]
So most of the people reacted saying, “he is going to repeat the same old jokes and why spend 2K when you can watch him on youtube.”, when I told them about me going to Russell Peters show. Well to all of them I would say, you missed a pretty good show! Chennai traffic tops the list of things I hate about this place. And thanks to them I reached the show a good twenty minutes late, and missed out on the laughter. Well to the Chennai crowd, I appreciate how everyone was just organized enough to not rush in and out because of our obvious typical habits. I mean for God’s sake, you have paid for the freaking ticket so obviously you will get your seat, but no, if you don’t push a bunch of people around you and get there before everyone, someone might just capture your seat. But I was glad to not experience such chaos in this show.